Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Kids Are All Right

     It snowed last night  and tomorrow we are going tubing on Heavenly Mountain in Lake Tahoe California.  If I wrote that three days ago nobody would have believed me (I probably wouldn't have believed myself).  After leaving Las Vegas we drove north and west and spent the day in June Lake California.  I doubt if you could be any further away from Vegas if you landed on the moon.  June Lake sits on the eastern side of the Sierra Nevada's a little south and east of Yosemite, sorry for the geography lesson but it's free of charge.  The closer we got to the lake and the higher up we went,  the more and more snow we kept seeing along the drive, I didn't realize what an excellent unexpected site it turned out to be.  We stayed in a cabin overlooking the lake with the snow capped mountains in the background ( you can see the photos posted on Emily's Facebook as she is able to post a lot quicker then I can type, I don't anticipae that changing anytime soon).  Drive the June Lake Loop (it's thirteen miles long) as I can add this as one of those hidden gems I had no idea existed but glad we stumbled across.
     The next day we drove from June Lake to Yosemite Valley on the western side of the Sierra Nevada's.  The drive is so spectacular that pictures really can't do it justice.  Most people who go to Yosemite enter from the west and never travel the Tioga Pass through the heart of the Sierra Nevada's.
       There are a few things I have learned about  the Tioga Pass that you should know, first it is about ten thousand feet up at its highest and only opened a few weeks ago because it was still impassable because of the winter snow, second I still don't like heights and had my brother drove the entire time, third my brother will pull off to the side of the road whenever he thinks that Emily should take a picture no matter how close to the edge of a cliff the road is located.  Not only did he continuously pull over for photos, he would also lead hiking trips into the wilderness ( I would hope the car was still there when we got back), discovering frozen lakes (this is June isn't it?), rattlesnakes in Yosemite (what can't this guy find?),  and make the ride so full of stops and suprises I really can't tell you how long the drive should really take from June Lake to Yosemite Valley.
     Yosemite is awesome and the valley contains what everyone is familiar with (El Capitan, Half Dome, Bridalveil Falls and all those sites Ansel Adams took black and white pictures of that are so familiar), but the park itself is much more then the valley and worth the effort to explore as much of it as you can.
     We hiked a mile straight uphill to get to Vernal Falls and I must tell you at seven thousand feet hiking at that altitude takes it's toll on you. Thanks to the sheriff (she is always prepared and took snacks with her for the hike) I was offered one hundred dollars for the bag of peanut M&M's that she handed to me when we finally arrived at the falls.  I didn't take the offer and even gave the guy some (she must be rubbing off on me).
     We debated what to do next and decided to continue north toward Lake Tahoe.  After spending every waking moment with three guys it was time for Emily for some female companionship so we drove to  visit  our very dear friends Terry, Paul and their kids. They live close to Tahoe and it was the perfect place to have dinner, spend the night, catch up with great friends and watch Zach tangle with a dirt bike ( if you are keeping score at home it is dirt bike one and Zachary nothing, I will let him give you details), oh by the way, another shocker, The Big Cat is an amazing dirt bike rider who proceeded to zip around the entire property at breakneck speed.  They also have like a mini-zoo with  a pig (Rudy, very friendly), chickens ( I had the yellowest scrambled eggs for breakfast ( is yellowest a word?), sheep,  an emu (the other one tangled with the fence and lost), dogs, cats and three donkeys.  They live in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada's and it is beautiful country.  After it was on to Lake Tahoe where we currently are settled in.
     We are staying at the base of Heavenly Mountain with the gondola to the top of the mountain right outside of our room. We are staying in a condo with a full kitchen and a washer and dryer in the unit (shocker The Big Cat is a clean freak who had gets up at the crack of dawn (literally) and does everyones laundry before you wake up, but was not satisfied with the capacity of the in unit washer and dryer and decided to commandeer all of the washers and dryers on the floor in order to speed up the process, apparently nobody complained.)
      Today we spent the day in Virginia City, Nevada, where silver was discovered in the eighteen hundreds, the town has remained the same and is a great place to walk around and feel like you are going back in time.  Speaking of going back in time that's exactly what we did.  There was no way we were leaving Virginia City without having Emily dress up as "The Sheriff" with the three of us along for the ride as her side kicks.  The photos are great and I am sure they will be posted (facebook probably) soon.  I must give Zachary and Emily all the credit in the world for allowing my brother and I to take them places they normally wouldn't go and do things (ride dirt bikes, dress up in silly period costumes, listen to my bad jokes ( my latest was asking the park ranger at the foot of Lake Tahoe , how do we get to Lake Tahoe? when it was  starring us in the face. His reply was priceless when he said with a straight face "let off the brake") and never complain about anything , when I look back and think to myself that they certainly could.  I don't know of any children who can spend this much time with their Dad, especialy when he is monoplizing the macbook to blog at such an agonizingly slow pace any never complain.  Thanks for everything, Dad.              
            

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Sounds Greek To Me

After two days in the mountains we have returned to civilization, including internet access. I think I really need to start where we left off. The last night in Vegas went according to plan, which actually means the unexpected is the norm. We had dinner and then took Emily and Zachary to the Bellagio to see the "O" show. The ride to the Bellagio was one of the highlights of the trip, when I think about it every taxi cab ride we take is funnier then the last. The way we work it is Chris sits upfront and the three of us sit in the back. His ability to strike up a conversation and befriend someone who he just met is impressive. After jumping in the cab he told the driver we were in a hurry and needed to get to the Bellagio in ten minutes, the driver said he can do it in three and wasn't kidding. Chris isn,t shy about telling the drivers the best way to drive and ask them how they pronounce there name and where are they from. He was shocked with the guy named Tom and told him so. Speaking of taxis I didn't realize the only way to get a cab is at a taxi stand at any of the big hotels. The lines on a Friday or Saturday night is fifty to a hundred very intoxicated people waiting to be driven to the next club. The time on line goes pretty quickly when watching the fashion show, the working girls and the guys trying to figure out if the girl being overly friendly is working or not(I am guessing she, hopefully a she, is working). Our last cab ride was the most memorable one of our stay in Sin City ( first use of sin city the entire blog I think, i should be congratulated, didn't use Lost Wages either come to think of it, you all should be impressed). After taking Emily and Zachary to the Bellagio Chris and I went to Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville located across the street from Caesar's Palace (when anybody says across the street in Vegas don't assume it really means it is close to your current location, give yourself plenty of time to get there). Our cousin Tom (who The Big Cat stays in touch with over the years) was a great host and the place turns into a terrific night club later in the evening(the band was great but that should be no surprise considering where they are playing on a Saturday night). My concern was having the kids meet my cousin after their show ended and getting them now into a packed club with a line outside and police and security at the front door,(by now I hope you have all figured out how that problem was solved without any input from me) As I was leaving to meet the kids Chris said before you go you have to meet some friends of mine (friends? We had only been in the place for two hours) as he introduces me to the head of security and the guy greets me like an old friend and says" he can't wait to meet the kids ,they sound great, make sure you don't wait on the line just come right to the front"
I said to myself, my brother could be the greatest wingman since Goose in Top Gun( FYI, can't go wrong with movie references while blogging). We stayed at the club, listened to the band and The big Cat realizing it was Juniors birthday night disappeared again(guy could be Houdini for all I know by now) comes back with cake and sings happy birthday to Zachary(I didn't even know the place had cake). Finally we left to go to the hotel(Excalibur)by going to the taxi stand at Cesar's, line was long, people watching was great and when we finally got to the front and said where we were going a girl jumps in the back (minivan) and says I am gong there too. She proceeds to tell Emily her life story (she was from southern California and her friends left her, actually I think she left them)at the same time Chris is upfront having a conversation with the driver who was Greek. The Big Cat then to the amazement of everyone speaks to the driver in perfect Greek, the driver fist pumps him turns up the greek music full blast starts signing and laughing and the two of them act like long lost friends. We laughed all the way back to the hotel and asked Chris what he said to the driver. Apparently one of his friends from seventh grade was Greek and taught him a few choice inappropriate words that he is still able to string together when necessary.
The sheriff, true to her nature, helped the taxi cab crasher back to her room and we woke up early the next morning and continued the road trip north to June Lake on the east side of the Sierra Nevada's three hundred and fifty miles northwest and fifty degrees colder. I will continue to write from the road, but if I type any slower(thanks for letting me borrow your iPad Terry)we won't be able to do anything else. My next post we hopefully have photos of the snow(yes snow)and lots of it.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

The Big Cat Roars

     Traveling nightmares are probably the reason why blogging was invented, no airport, rental car or hotel check-in would be complete without something going wrong that you think is going to ruin your vacation.  Flight to LA was on time landed after midnight east coast time and proceeded to rental car agency, won't mention any names but Avis could be the slowest check out of all time. I will say the check in at the hotel in Vegas took less time even though there was about 500 people on line in front of us.  I am not exaggerating, this weekend was EDC (Electric Daisy Carnival) at Las Vegas Speedway with 250,000 ravers. 
     At Avis there were 3 people in line in front of me, when I finally got our vehicle  the SUV we reserved had the third seats in the rear, which limited space for luggage, so the Big Cat did what he does best and improvised.  Unfortunately you are not allowed to leave the seats on the curb out front of the rental car agency and have them "hold on to them until we get back".  They were nice enough to give us a free up grade and we are now driving around in an Expedition and enjoying all the extra room.  The Big Cat continued to roar when the hotel in LA had reserved a room with only 1 bed for the 4 of us.  By this time it was well after 1am west coast time when he said "let's go straight to Vegas" (only 300 miles away through Death Valley in the middle of the night).  I must admit the drive was uneventful with me driving the first leg of the journey. The Big Cat took over at a rest stop somewhere around Death Valley (felt like a scene right out of the Twilight Zone) and after a cup of coffee drove the rest of the way to Las Vegas.  
     Arriving in Vegas at sunrise was awesome but 5 am is not what the hotel had in mind when they advertise 20 dollars for early check-in ( not kidding, I tried ).  Big Cat to the rescue again with his next stroke of genius ( Did I just say genius and Big Cat in the same sentence?, this guy never ceases to amaze me and the kids). "Pawn Stars (the pawn shop reality TV show) is open 24 hours a day 7 days a week,  let's go check it out and then get breakfast and go to the Hoover Dam".  At this point the 3 of us just shook our heads in disbelief at his ability to come up with things to do when most people are (or should be) sleeping.  Everything worked out perfectly, we saw a girl drive up on a scooter ask if the pawn shop was open (it was)  as she was taking her earrings out at the same time in  an apparent hope to get some much needed cash. I chipped in with the recommendation to go to the Paris hotel for the breakfast buffet (it's always better to eat if you are not going to sleep) then off to the Hoover Dam.
     I must admit I couldn't help myself with using dam in every sentence for the next hour, (Do the 3 of you  really want to go on this dam tour? What time does the dam tour start? How much is the dam tour? Do we have to watch the dam video before the dam tour?  Are you the dam tour guide?  That was a dam good tour). I know the dam horse is beaten to death but I had a dam good time doing it.
     We had an excellent time, Lake Meade and the scenery was beautiful and the side trip to the Hoover Dam while in Vegas is well worth it.
     Finally got checked into the hotel and took a nap (passed out) before the RUSH  concert while Emily, Zachary and their uncle went sightseeing.
     The RUSH concert was great, the crowd was excellent, the MGM Grand is a perfect venue,  and the band gives you quite the bang for your buck.  The concert lasted a little over 3 hours with a quick intermission.  I won't bore you with the set list but they did play the entire Moving Picture album in order to open the 2nd set. Emily took one for the team , not being familiar with their music but was nice enough to say they are very talented and loud. She did make out alright considering she is going to "O" by Cirque du Soleil at the Bellagio tonight.
     Finally we made it to sleep last night after a whirlwind of an adventure that took us from Florida to California, Nevada, Arizona and back to Nevada in a little over 24 hours.  My favorite line so far is Zach saying "I didn't realize how much you can accomplish if you don't sleep".
     Today the Big Cat was at the sports book placing bets on behalf of Zachary for his birthday and winning all day long.   Nothing like your uncle handing you a hundred dollar bill and saying "junior take this it's your birthday".  We went to Caesars Palace (Emily loved The Forum Shops) , Bellagio, New York  New York, Monte Carlo and had a great time.  Zachary wanted to go on the roller coaster on the top of New York New York and that is what the 4 of us did (I will never do that again), I shut my eyes the entire time after asking the ride attendant "is this the monorail to Mandalay Bay and that girl really needs to have that mole checked out". 
     I knew before we left that the unexpected would become the memorable, but underestimated how quickly plans change and how much fun happens when you aren't even trying. That's all for now, I think I hear the Big Cat saying something about this being the first time he was ever rooting for the f**king Red Sox, see what happens when your nephew asks you to place a bet on his favorite baseball team, the unexpected becomes the memorable. Go Sox.  
  




     

   
          
          

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

I Love You Man

      I am not going to start this post the same way I did the my last one.  The title refers to the movie which formed the basis of this road trip. The movie, I Love You Man,  with Paul Rudd and Jason Segel and their relationship (bromance) and love for the rock band RUSH was the motivation for the summer vacation.
     Junior's 16th  birthday is Saturday and I wanted to do something special for him.  We have watched the movie together and we always enjoyed toats magoats, jovin, slappin the bass and rockin out to Rush.  I noticed coming home from work, songs like Limelight or Tom Sawyer playing on his computer from itunes and Zach and his friends asking me have I ever listened to the band Rush.  I must admit having been a fan ever since my brother Tom brought the 2112 eight track(there I just said it, eight track), not cd, not cassette or album. Man does that make me feel old.  Sticking a match book cover in the car's eight track player to keep the music playing was always an easy fix, Frampton Comes Alive and Boston are the two that required the most attention due to over use.
     I have been a music fan for as long as I can remember. I have been going to concerts for longer then I care to admit (do you remember the Commack Arena?) but have never been to a RUSH concert.  Bands like the Graeful Dead (my kids ask if I was a Deadhead and I tell them no I just went to a lot (50) of shows), The Who, The Rolling Stones, Genesis, Yes, Bruce Springsteen and the East Street Band (RIP Clarence), CSNY, The Eagles, The Allman Brothers, Elton John, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, Journey, The Clash, The Kinks,  Robert Plant, are just a few of the bands that I have enjoyed over the years.  I must add The Good Rats and Twisted Sister to this list, growing up on Long Island in the 70's was home to two of the greatest bar bands of all time.
     When discussing what he wanted to do for his birthday Zach said he wanted to travel to the west coast.  It didn't take long for me to sit down at the computer visit some websites and find out that RUSH was playing the night before his birthday at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.  I asked him if he wanted to see RUSH in Las Vegas for his birthday( he wanted to know if I was having a flashback) and our road trip was born. I also wanted him to decide about where and what else he would like to do in addition to the concert. The results are a 15 day adventure, beginning and ending in Los Angeles, that I will continue to blog about for the next few weeks.  
      Zachary, Happy Birthday, I Love You Man.
    
    
  
  
 

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Father's Day

I wanted to say Happy Father's Day to all those dad's out there. There is no gift that we can ever receive that can ever compare to the gift that made us all dads in the first place.  Our children.  It is without a doubt the most important, most rewarding and challenging undertaking you will face in your lifetime.  I happen to be one of the luckiest dads in the world.  I have learned more from my children about love, life, commitment, trust, sacrifice, faith and hope then any book or person could ever begin to teach. It is not only today but everyday we should realize their importance in our lives and make the effort to tell them and show them how truly amazing they really are. Sarah, Emily and Zachary, I love you always, love dad.
     I try not to be serious but situations occur that need to be talked about and this seems to be as good a place as any to bring them up and put them out there.  I hope you don't mind but after all it is my blog.

     The final round of the US Open is always played on Father's Day but it looks like everyone will be playing for second place.  Stranger things have happened (actually it did happened in April at the Masters to the same player, good luck Rory).  The Marlins manager just resigned today, probably saw the writing on the wall and quit before they fired him. I kind of respect his decision knowing that if he got fired they would have to pay him the rest of his contract.  Walking away too soon should be commended.  Congratulations all you Boston Bruin fans on winning Lord Stanley's Cup.  It's been a long time (1972 to be exact, but who is counting) and took Roberto Luongo to turn into Roberto LeBrongo for them to win it all but let's not diminish the achievement ( I think I just did).
      Speaking of the Heat and the C word( choking) the Mav's were ripe for the picking,  the Heat should have won in 4 straight when Dallas was unable to make a shot because by the time games 4 and 5 rolled around they couldn't miss.  Basketball is a simple game, if you make shots you will win, if you continue to miss you will lose.  LeBron being in the witness protection program certainly didn't help their chances.  I have a feeling the Heat are going to be a factor for the foreseeable future.
      Gators baseball team won yesterday and I know nothing about college baseball but the odds are 1 in 8 to win it all.  Please be advised that I have a daughter at both UF and FSU and therefore am allowed to root openly for both teams throughout the year without repercussion from any follower ( I refer to it as diplomatic immunity and will utilize it for the duration of this blog).   Speaking of UF and FSU if you have never been to the Swamp or Doak Campbell for a football game you are missing one of the most exciting events in all of college sports.  This year Oklahoma visits Doak on September 17th and Alabama visits The Swamp on October 1st, if you are lucky enough to get the chance make every effort to go.  The problem with the University of Miami is ever since they moved from the Orange Bowl they no longer have home field advantage.  I don't know there record since they moved to Dolphin stadium but I am confident it can't compare to the last 20 years at the Orange bowl.  The old dump was right on top of the field and when filled to capacity literally swayed from side to side and was so loud you couldn't hear yourself think. Watching Bosworth chase Vinny around on saturday afternoon along with Neon Deion  returning kicks was legendary, not to mention wide right, wide left and all the epic battles with FSU and UF.
    On another random tangent I just finished reading three books by Stieg Larsson, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl who played with Fire and The Girl who Kicked the Hornets Nest.  I Don't want to go Oprah on all of you but I will and highly recommend reading all of them. They have been translated from Swedish to English so it takes a little getting used to (Sarah continue to plow through the first book please) but is well worth it.  The first book, The girl with the Dragon Tattoo has been made in to a movie that is coming out this fall with Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara as the leads, should be interesting.  I guess movie reviews will also randomly appear too.  The Hangover 2 was predictable but funny and obviously leaves room for The Hangover 3. Harry Potter is coming to an end, I can only wish we all have a successful a run as Harry has.  That's all for now, Happy Father's Day.  Dean
    
  
 

Friday, June 17, 2011

All in the Family

     After many months of thoughtful consideration I have finally decided to follow in the footsteps of one of the great bloggers of all time, my daughter Sarah.  After reading of her exploits from both near and far for the past 2 summers it is now her turn to follow a family member (members) as they attempt to put in to words what she has no difficulty in expressing.
      Next week I am embarking on a 2 week odyssey, more commonly known as the summer vacation.  The cast of characters for this adventure include yours truly, Emily aka The Sheriff, Zachary aka Junior and Chris aka The Big Cat. For those not familiar they are 2 of my children and my brother.
      We are headed to the west coast, beginning and ending in Los Angeles.  In between we are stopping in Vegas for a rock concert (I hope they like loud music), the Sierra Nevada's to appreciate the mountains ( I hope they like walking up and downhill), San Francisco ( I know they like chinese food), the pacific coast ( I know they will like the view and hope they don't mind spending a day without me as I attempt to tangle with pebble beach) and finally Southern California.
      Along the way I anticipate a lot of laughter,  plenty of disagreements and even more photographs.  I know we will try to remain on the schedule that the Sheriff has entered in to her spread sheet on her macbook but think( and hope) there will be plenty of times the unexpected becomes the memorable. We will stop and see friends and family along the way, anticipate making new friends and knowing my warm and fuzzy disposition a couple of enemies too.  Did I forget to mention I don't like heights and driving high in the mountains is something I will leave for the big cat and sheriff. I will drive in the desert to Vegas and pick my spots along the way.  Arguments over what music to listen to (driver has priority)  where to eat (Diners Drive Inns and Dives has priority) and when to stop ( Emily has priority) are inevitable.  
     Last minute preparations (when do preparations become last minute?) have begun, and I will continue to post updates along the way.  Thanks for following, Dean.